If you are sad
I will speak to you what you want to listen.
If you are upset
I will make you smile and laugh.
If you are bored
I am ready to talk.
If you are naughty,
I am up for a fight.
If you are crying,
I am with you till you are back to normal.
If you are caring,
Maybe I like you.
If you are selfish,
Then so am I.
If you are emotional,
Hmmm….maybe I will pretend to be.
If you are flirting,
I am flattered and delighted but I won’t flirt and I won’t mind if you continue.
If you are happy,
I am also happy for you.
If you are royally high,
I will take care of you.
If you are low,
If you are low,
I am there to tell your strengths and how to build upon them.
If you show your anger in words,
I am irritated but I will try to calm you, maybe I will irritate you too.
If you show your anger in silence,
I am irritated but I will calm you.
If you are too busy,
I will understand and will wait.
If you are in a good mood,
Irrespective of my mood we will end up having the best time.
If you trust me,
You will get addicted to me.
If you hate me,
You just can’t, that’s impossible unless misunderstood.
If you hurt me,
I am hurt, I will still be a friend because I will understand.
If you want to compete with me,
My respect for you increases.
If you think I am a jerk.
Well I am sophisticated but you are right...hehe.
If you are proud,
May be we aren’t friends, in the long run we can never be.
If you proudly hurt me,
For you I am a cold capitalist reptilian predator.
If you misunderstood me,
I can’t help. God is great, maybe He will figure out something.
If you are cheating,
I can sense and by the way who are you?
